{"title":"Rustic Planters","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"product-anfernee","title":"Anfernee","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnfernee is one of our bad name favourites. Street smart with a quick fire wit, he’s always the coolest guy in the room and will command attention in any corner of the garden or building. He’s the kinda guy you’re not sure you should get involved with, but bring him home — you won’t regret it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Anfernee pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Anfernee.jpg?v=1758849729\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050785739083,"sku":"ANF-60-EU","price":1799.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Anfernee_03.jpg?v=1721191453"},{"product_id":"product-bacardi","title":"Bacardi","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust like her parents who wanted to keep it traditional but with a splash of Coke, Bacardi's shape is classically European combined with the Bad Names Thai finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Bacardi pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Bacardi.jpg?v=1758849729\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050786132299,"sku":"BAC-62-EU","price":1999.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Bacardi_02.jpg?v=1721191464"},{"product_id":"product-chad","title":"Chad","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMore stock arriving in May 2026. Contact us to pre-order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChad rides a miniature dirt bike, loiters outside your favourite small town shopping centre, and looks unashamedly like the offspring of Kid Rock. Being the largest pot in our Bad Names range, Chad really knows how to make a statement — he will no doubt be the first of his friends to get a tattoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Chad pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Chad.jpg?v=1758849729\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050789540171,"sku":"CHD-115-EU","price":2999.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Chad_03.jpg?v=1721191513"},{"product_id":"chardonnay","title":"Chardonnay","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChardonnay is the kind of pot that makes every other garden accessory look like they need a personality transplant. She doesn’t just hold plants; she cradles them in an embrace that says, \"Hey, I might be named after your aunt’s favourite wine, but I’ve got style and substance.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Chardonnay pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Chardonnay.jpg?v=1758849729\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050790719819,"sku":"CHA-102-EU","price":2999.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Chardonnay_Planter_Pot.webp?v=1740097675"},{"product_id":"karen","title":"Karen","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKaren isn’t afraid to stand out. Her sleek lines and robust structure make her the perfect blend of beauty and brawn. So, if you’re ready to bring a little attitude and a lot of elegance to your garden, Karen is the perfect pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Karen pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Karen.jpg?v=1758849971\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050804220235,"sku":"KRN-88-EU","price":1999.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Karen_Garden_Planter.webp?v=1740097585"},{"product_id":"product-labronce","title":"Labroncé","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll be dangerously in love with the sheer size of this Cleveland native. A true triple threat; Labroncé can sing, dance and dunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Labroncé pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Labronce.jpg?v=1758849971\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050804941131,"sku":"LBR-105-EU","price":1999.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Labronce_02.jpg?v=1721191667"},{"product_id":"product-phooket","title":"Phooket","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe’s never been to Thailand and neither have her parents, but that makes no difference to young Phooket (pronounced Foo-ket). Phooket is one of the smaller sizes available in the Bad Names collection, making it perfect for small spaces or paired together with other pots in a cluster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Phooket pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/Phooket.jpg?v=1758850200\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favoured by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your pot, otherwise the pot will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names Range","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050811593035,"sku":"PKT-70-EU","price":1599.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/files\/TBG-Productimage-Phooket6-1200x1200.jpg?v=1721191810"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/1441\/9531\/collections\/Rustic-Pots.webp?v=1721196250","url":"https:\/\/thebalconygarden.eu\/ro\/collections\/rustic-pots.oembed","provider":"The Balcony Garden EU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}